Saturday, 9 June 2012

Tricking an Old Flame...

There’s this guy I know. I met him a few years back at a party, and through my Vodka Goggles, I thought he looked just like Joaquin Phoenix. He got a girlfriend, they had a couple of kids, they split up, and he got back in touch. A few messages a week were exchanged - nothing very exciting.

Yesterday, I received the following, totally out of the blue. What followed was comedy that nobody could ever dream up. Names have been disguised, but that’s all....






Now, I discussed this with the girls. I had no idea what to say. In the end I responded “well...thanks”. Then one of them had a genius idea. He had included his telephone number...





This was when I decided to step up and play Megan. I changed my voice and recorded the call.






If you’ve listened to it, the next bit is probably the funniest of all. First of all, I received a text from him, inviting me to do some modelling with him. I declined. He then started sending me more messages.










Basically, he’s embellished the story so much it’s virtually unrecognisable.

As much as this makes me piss laughing, there is something I found very sad, and that’s the fact that as of 3 days ago, he is officially “In A Relationship”. Morally, I feel that I ought to show her this. Selfishly though, I’m not sure I can do that to her, I don’t know her, but still. A friend I was discussing this with yesterday thinks I just need to do it now, save her more pain in the future. What are the chances of a guy like this staying faithful? Low, I’d say.

L xx

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