Sunday, 10 June 2012

Addition to earlier entry...

Earlier on I posted an entry about how not to impress a woman. I've just got into bed and received a message which has prompted this addition.
Do not send an introductory message that starts "hi, i know I'm ugly but...".
I think I know why you may do it - so that when we are expecting the elephant man and see a relatively normal looking man, we will be really pleasantly surprised - and also fishing for compliments.
What actually happens is that:
a)we believe you and don't even look, or;
b)we think you're probably depressed, unconfident, and possibly even suicidal.

Smile. Be happy. It makes the world of difference. You instantly become MUCH more attractive.
Night!

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