Couples Who Poo Together...

A few days ago, I discovered that my friend, The American One, will happily go for a poo whilst her husband is in the bath, and vice versa. I couldn't believe it. I posted something about this on Facebook, and it seems I'm not alone in finding this very, very odd.


I'm all for being comfortable with one another - being able to sit in joggers with your hair up etc. That's nice. Pooing in front of each other though, is some whole other level stuff. I can honestly say I have no desire to see any boys poo face, or hear the plop/thud, or any of that sort of thing. Likewise, I would not want a boy to see mine (if I did them. I'm a lady; when I go to the bathroom, there are flowers and glitter and roses and fairies). 


One of the things that keeps a relationship good, is romance. If you shit in front of one another, the romance is dead. How can you possible fancy a shag when you've seen your other half on the lav? Would you not see The Poo Face every time you looked at them? Some things are best kept private, and this is one of them. The American One thinks it's a lovely sign of how comfortable they are with one another...I think they are just TOO comfortable.




Dita Von Teese and Marilyn Manson apparently had their own individual bathrooms. That is ideal. of course, we cannot all have that, so I'd recommend just keeping your toileting activity to yourself. Nobody else needs to see it.


For some couples, though, who are into poo sharing, may I suggest a twobicle?